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Mos Craciun
trebuie se fie femeie! - Santa Must be a Woman

Motive pentru care Moş Crăciun nu poate sub nici o formă să fie bărbat:

Reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:

*barbatii nu pot sa impacheteze cadouri/ sa faca bagaje *barbatii nu s-ar lasa prinsi nici morti imbracati in catifea rosie *barbatii ar considera ca virilitatea lor este amenintata de faptul ca sunt vazuti cu toti acei spiridusi *barbatii nu raspund la scrisori *barbatii ar refuza sa permita ca fizicul lor sa fie descris chiar in gluma ca ceva asemanator in minima masura cu un "borcan plin cu jeleu" *Barbatii nu sunt interesati de ciorapi decat daca cineva ii poarta. *faptul ca trebuie sa spuna chestia cu Ho, Ho, Ho! le-ar periclita serios capacitatea de a agata femei. *si a fi responsabil cu Craciunul ar necesita un angajament.   Pot sa cred ca alte personaje mitice sunt barbati...   *parintele Timp vine odata pe an nebarbierit si arata amenintator... clar babat. *cupidon zoboara de colo-colo si are arme. *unchiul Sam e un politician caruia ii place sa arate cu degetul   oricare dintre acestia ar trece testul testosteronului.   Dar nu Mos Craciun. Clar.

* Men can't pack a bag. * Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. * Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves. * Men don't answer their mail. * Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly." * Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them. * Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women. * Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men......... * Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous - definite guy. * Cupid flies around carrying weapons. * Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance.