Why Men Die Sooner - De ce barbatii mor mai devreme

Do you know
how tough it is being a man...?

Stiti cat de
greu e sa fii barbat?

 

If you put a
woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male
chauvinist.

Daca pui
femeia pe un piedestal si incerci sa o protejezi de sobolani (?) esti misogin.

 

If you stay
home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

Daca stai
acasa si te ocupi de treburile casei, esti o muiere.

 

If you work
too hard there is never any time for her.

Daca
muncesti prea mult nu e niciodata destul timp pt ea.

 

If you don't
work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

Daca nu
muncesti destul esti un trantor bun de nimic.

 

If she has a
boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

Daca ea are
o slujba plictisitoare si platita prost, e exploatare.

 

If you have
a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find
something better.

Daca tu
ai o slujba plictisitoare si platita prost, ar trebui sa ti misti fundul
sa gasesti ceva mai bun.

 

If you get a
promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

Daca obtii o
avansare inaintea ei, e favoritism.

 

If she gets
a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

Daca gaseste
o slujba inaintea ta, e vb de sanse egale.

 

If you
mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

Daca
amintesti cat de bine arata, e hartuire sexuala.

 

If you keep
quiet, it's male indifference.

Daca taci e
indiferenta tipic masculina.

 

If you cry,
you're a wimp.

Daca plangi
esti .. slab de inger. :)

 

If you
don't, you're an insensitive pig.

Daca nu
plangi esti un porc insesibil.

 

If you make
a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

Daca
iei o decizie fara sa o consulti, esti misogin.

 

If she makes
a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

Daca ea ia o
decizie fara sa te consulte e o femeie emancipata.

 

If you ask
her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's
a favor.

Daca o rogi
sa faca ceva ce nu i place, e dominare. daca ea te roaga pe tine, e un favor.
:)

 

If you
appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a pervert. If you don't,
then you can't be straight.

Daca
apreciezi formele fmeii si lenjeria ... sexi probabil, esti un pervers. Daca
nu, nu ai cum sa fii hetero.

 

If you like
a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

Daca vrei ca
o fme sa se rada pe picioare si sa se mentina in forma, esti sexist.

 

If you
don't, you're unromantic.

Daca nu
vrei, esti lipsit de romantism.

 

If you try
to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

Daca incerci
sa te mentii in forma esti superficial

 

If you
don't, you're a slob.

Daca nu,
esti un neingrijit.

 

If you buy
her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

Daca ii
cumperi flori, vrei ceva. daca nu, nu esti grijuliu.

 

If you're
proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

daca esti
mandru de realizarile tale esti plin de tine.

 

If you
don't, you're not ambitious enough.

daca nu, nu
esti destul de ambitios

 

If she has a
headache, she's tired.

daca ea are
o durere de cap, e obosita.

 

If you have
a headache, you don't love her anymore.

daca pe tine
te doare capul, nu o mai iubesti. :)) evident.

 

NO WONDER
MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN....... 

nu i de
mirare ca barbatii mor inaintea fmeilor.

 

Why Men Die Sooner - De ce barbatii mor mai devreme